I love the internet. After surfing the web consistently since 1996, the internet has become somewhat of a constant presence in my life, and at this point I consider it like my second girlfriend. As sad as that last sentence sounded it's really true. Whenever we're together we laugh, we cry, we listen to music, talk to one another, and argue just like I do with the girlfriend who's made of flesh, DNA, and real reproductive organs.
Both lovely ladies have also caused me to lose a considerable amount of sleep throughout the years. Looking at the clock now it's 2:14 in the morning and even though I have to be at work in seven hours I show no signs of actually getting my ass off this chair and into my bed that is literally less than a yard away from me.
Simply put, I love this invention. At times I would probably fuck my router, and it's moments like that and the consistent sleep deprivation when I consider the thought that maybe I have an internet addiction
Consider no more James! Finally there's a test out there to tell me if I have an internet addiction! It's here and it's brought to me courtesy of....the internet!!
Insane hyperbole aside, after I took the quiz I scored a 39 which apparently makes me a normal internet user. I guess that means that it's the standard for people to treat their DSL line like a living breathing woman.
At least now I can sleep a little easier (whenever I do actually go to sleep) knowing I don't have an addiction.
What a relief.
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