Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

I Know It's Fake, Shut Up

I get a lot of shit for being a professional wrestling fan. Call it stupid, call it fake, call it homo-erotic, offensive, degrading, low-brow, or whatever else, I love it.

Want to know why? Here's why;



That's Moscow the communist bovine. Get it? MosCOW? Russia?


Hilarity.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

My Depression Lasts A Little Bit Longer

People often tell me that I'm an angry person, sometimes even a borderline misanthrope. Personally, I disagree. I'm quite happy and I have every reason to be. I have a great family, an amazing girlfriend and friends, a potential career as an author, and as of right now I'm not paying a dime to get a college education.

With all that said I would say life is pretty sweet right now, BUT BUT BUT! If there were a reason for me to hate humanity it would probably be this.

When society starts writing Jonas Brother centered fan fiction I start to hate society.


I can forget about being happy about the prospect of being an author. I can't compete with this shit.