Wednesday, November 11, 2009

GoGo Gaga Rangers!

I really shouldn't be writing this right now as I have a paper to write. What I should be doing right now is analyzing a book for English class and writing an essay on it.


I've been watching this instead;




I know I know, I didn't think they made Power Ranger music videos either.


From what I can gather this all takes place at Lord Zedd's palace on the moon and Lady Gagaranger is attempting to seduce Goldar. She does this with an army of Lipstick monsters in what looks like a sad attempt to replicate the Thriller dance. After impressing his lord evilness she kills one of Goldar's monsters, skins him, and wears him as a coat and proceeds to immolate Goldar to an unrecognizable crisp.


There's some more dancing in between and some sunglasses made of razor blades, but I didn't think that mattered. As far as plot is concerned that's all filler.




How the fuck did I understand all this when I was 5?

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