Dogal

Normally I try not to start writing this way, but watch this;



I'm sure a lot of people didn't like that. I know I do, but I also have a taste for black metal and corpse paint. If that didn't suit your fancy watch this;



Both these videos are extremely awkward. One features bizarre sexual sadism and the other is nothing but two people making a fun sex tape music video. Both these videos are from bands coming out of Poland so that may be the reason.

That's not the point I'm trying to make here though. The first video is from black metal sensation Behemoth. I use the term sensation loosely here as outside of fanatical metalheads, no one really gives a shit about Behemoth or black metal in mainstream music. The second video is from Polish pop band Virgin. Their singer, Dorota Rabczewska, or more easily identifiable as Doda is like the Polish Brittney Spears or Miley Cyrus or whoever. Currently she is engaged to Behemoth's singer affectionately known as Nergal.

Yes, fuck Bradgelina, Poland has Dogal;



They're so cute. This may be the reason I move to Europe one day. They have way better power-couples.


Fun fact; Nergal is a graduate of the University of Gdańsk, and is qualified to be a curator at your local museum.


Another fun fact; Behemoth singer Adam Darski took the name Nergal from a Babylonian sun deity.


I hope I enlightened as well as entertained tonight.